Intimacy: Today, my mom is so desperate for reasons to bitch at me she...

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By TimeToMove - 18/06/2016 05:00 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my mom is so desperate for reasons to bitch at me she came into my room while I was sleeping, waking me up. She then bitched that I didn't answer her right away and then yelled that I'd somehow given her a "tone" in my sleep. FML

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 20:54

Your name says it all. Get out as soon as you can, and don't look back.

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 20:54

Your name says it all. Get out as soon as you can, and don't look back.

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