Intimacy: Today, I had to talk to my roommate about how inappropriate it...

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By Fuck somewhere else, please? - 24/04/2016 10:40 - United States - Potsdam

Today, I had to talk to my roommate about how inappropriate it is for her to have sex while I'm in the room after waking up yet again to her ridiculous moaning. FML

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S_Melh 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:06

Does she really not understand how disrespectful that is? Had sort of the same thing happen to me and I chewed her ear off!

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S_Melh 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:06

Does she really not understand how disrespectful that is? Had sort of the same thing happen to me and I chewed her ear off!

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