Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML
by fuck no / 08/22/2015 at 6:18am / India (Kerala) / Intimacy
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This would be a good time to stop having kitchen sex. Or never start.
#2 - On 08/23/2015 at 12:22am by vampgirl999
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Hey you can't hate it till you try it.
#1 - On 08/23/2015 at 12:21am by JustBecausePie
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