Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 2:44am / United States / Intimacy
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Well, at least it's not dry anymore
#1 - On 07/28/2015 at 12:27pm by zadok24
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Well at least you know you can still make women wet for you.
#4 - On 07/28/2015 at 12:28pm by Attacksloth
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