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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50516) - you deserved it (130131)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:36pm by Bear

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Good for him. If you're that immature to throw something like that at him- especially if it's untrue- then he's better off without you. And if it is true, you must be a phenomenally bad lay.

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:40pm by Tucatz

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