Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

by shmoooopie / 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

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  • If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

    #5 - On 05/29/2015 at 3:35am by 604

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  • What a dumbie... little did he know that if he didn't write conditions for every massage he could have gotten way more than a blowjob.

    #10 - On 05/29/2015 at 3:43am by damnitstrue

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