Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

by Perdito_Coño / 09/05/2014 at 4:55pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

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  • She denied moaning? You both have ears- that was a dumb excuse. She may have been embarrassed, but that was an overreaction on her part.

    #7 - On 09/05/2014 at 7:49pm by RedCityScapes

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  • Sorry OP. Maybe she wasn't worth it then

    #2 - On 09/05/2014 at 7:43pm by alex_622

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