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Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47366) - you deserved it (4715)

On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

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How nice of her to not stop you before then

#1 - On 08/30/2014 at 10:18am by immortalhmars

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Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission!

#2 - On 08/30/2014 at 10:18am by Welshite

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