Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML
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Danny_Boy12 13
Atleast he tried....
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?
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Comments (89)
Danny_Boy12 13
Atleast he tried....
foxwasalamb 24
its good to keep romance alive in a marriage, especially if you've been married for a long time
Lebeaugars95 20
but did you die OP?
Nasir_Jones 12
He gets an "E" for effort.
steve727 2
^he should've gotten a V
slutfactory 17
I agree. It's good that he was making an attempt to be romantic with his wife; a lot of guys lose that after marriage. Unfortunately, the little romantic things you see in movies or books require a lot more coordination and strategy than you'd think.
ruxtain 15
Like your pic ;)
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?
cakefete2 30
As a fan of the show "sex sent me to the ER", I can say with assurance that you are right.
Itsjustaphase 8
Thanks! I was looking for a new show to watch. :D
nlm92 15
Yeah, it's almost as disappointing as shower sex!
Kruiser 16
My heart bleeds for you
naajster 14
well OP's tongue is also bleeding
danthehuman 29
It turned you on at first.. Then it turned you off.
Jaee1992 4
Aweeee that's sweet though lmao stuff like that happens. When the pain and bleeding stops it will be a funny memory!
Alikia96 20
"Did he hit you?!" "No mom, we were about to have passionate love when our heads smashed together..." Sounds like a convincing story
sometimessam 16
No one ever believes the true story.
J215B 33
It definitely wasn't the kind of smashing they were anticipating...
subhaan786 19
Well it's the thought that counts right? Ahahaha sorry but that's hilarious unlucky OP
chadermcchaf 16
Points for effort?
subhaan786 19
His heart bleeds for you, your tongue bleeds for his
trellz17 19
Putting pressure on your tongue will stop the bleeding relatively fast. But that was romantic of your husband