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Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42297) - you deserved it (8624)

On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Take the t.v Remote and all answers will be given

#1 - On 06/28/2014 at 7:09am by Adam5858

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Turn the WiFi off, wait for a bit at the router and interrogate him there.

#5 - On 06/28/2014 at 7:13am by TheGriizlyBear

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