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Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML

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On 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by misoranomegami (woman) - United States

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Hopefully the video won't shake things up.

#3 - On 06/21/2014 at 9:53am by Juicenub

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Did your mom not notice that? That would be awkward having a video of your room shown around anyway....

#2 - On 06/21/2014 at 9:53am by AlwaysWatching

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