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Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42701) - you deserved it (13071)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

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Well..what did he say?

#1 - On 06/07/2014 at 1:33pm by drivingmissdaisy

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I remember when I first confessed to my parents that I really liked corn. It was a hard day, but we pulled through, together. Keep fighting the good fight OP.

#10 - On 06/07/2014 at 1:38pm by NicH1799

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