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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51731) - you deserved it (7515)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

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His priorities are messed up

#1 - On 06/04/2014 at 5:23pm by whiskeey

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Well, I guess he found something to do. Too bad it didn't turn out to be you.

#4 - On 06/04/2014 at 5:25pm by Marlee141717

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