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Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52561) - you deserved it (5062)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

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That'll be hard to forget. Sorry, op.

#1 - On 05/16/2014 at 11:05pm by v8nick97

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At least we know she's up on her potassium.

#6 - On 05/16/2014 at 11:11pm by thatoneninjadude

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