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Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

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I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.

#2 - On 05/16/2014 at 10:22am by m22100

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Hope he finished fast

#1 - On 05/16/2014 at 10:22am by MinaGermania

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