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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

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You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

#3 - On 05/15/2014 at 2:44pm by androtech

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you win some you lose some

#1 - On 05/15/2014 at 2:43pm by persianninja

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