Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
by PCJJacket / 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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I'm sure he was bribed with dog-treats to snitch on you. I suggest you double whatever his current rate is.
#1 - On 05/05/2014 at 5:20pm by Welshite
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I fucking love animals
#3 - On 05/05/2014 at 5:20pm by Redoxx
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