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Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57095) - you deserved it (6334) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

#1 - On 01/31/2014 at 11:35pm by MrPortalFan

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I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

#3 - On 01/31/2014 at 11:36pm by Catkam623

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