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Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML

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On 01/31/2014 at 1:16am - intimacy - by CatBlock (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Psshhtt... There are these new things called doors. Use one.

#2 - On 01/31/2014 at 8:19am by blahblahashley

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Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

#8 - On 01/31/2014 at 8:23am by JRFaceless

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