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Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48966) - you deserved it (7581)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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You're taking doggy style to a whole different level!

#3 - On 01/10/2014 at 11:28pm by JasonUMN

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May I suggest a muzzle?

#1 - On 01/10/2014 at 11:26pm by syki

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