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Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

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You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.

#2 - On 01/06/2014 at 3:41pm by BubbleGrunge

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maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?

#3 - On 01/06/2014 at 3:42pm by lulahanno

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