Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
by notsohandy / 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy
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Just start masturbating beside her next time
#1 - On 01/03/2014 at 7:04pm by flufee2
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She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.
#4 - On 01/03/2014 at 7:05pm by colvindj
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