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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66860) - you deserved it (7826)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

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Just start masturbating beside her next time

#1 - On 01/03/2014 at 7:04pm by flufee2

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She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

#4 - On 01/03/2014 at 7:05pm by colvindj

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