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Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33568) - you deserved it (3066)

On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

#2 - On 12/26/2013 at 8:29pm by Redoxx

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hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

#1 - On 12/26/2013 at 8:29pm by ireply_wlyrics

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