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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, after he repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me. He passed out halfway through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47307) - you deserved it (5725)

On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Well at least you know he cared.

#1 - On 12/23/2013 at 5:46pm by Krystal3408

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oh joshua...

#7 - On 12/23/2013 at 5:49pm by DanBerryKrinkle

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