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Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50186) - you deserved it (6944)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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well, it's called self-meditation for a reason, i guess.

#2 - On 12/22/2013 at 8:20pm by animalxcrackers

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For all you women out there, EVERY guy has tried this at least once.

And any guy who denies trying it is lying his ass off.

#15 - On 12/22/2013 at 8:38pm by DocBastard

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