Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 3:37pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Intimacy

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  • well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.

    #1 - On 11/21/2013 at 8:06pm by HowAreYouToday

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  • A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.

    #2 - On 11/21/2013 at 8:06pm by Catkam623

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