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Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45863) - you deserved it (9186)

On 11/21/2013 at 3:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.

#1 - On 11/21/2013 at 8:06pm by HowAreYouToday

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A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.

#2 - On 11/21/2013 at 8:06pm by Catkam623

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