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Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47990) - you deserved it (8012)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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I see that he satisfied the equation.

#2 - On 11/19/2013 at 4:36pm by oj101

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how does a math problem make you orgasm...?

#1 - On 11/19/2013 at 4:34pm by xSavaqee

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