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Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by Kens (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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What kind of attention whore discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

#1 - On 05/20/2009 at 3:56am by Bleep

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Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

#8 - On 05/20/2009 at 3:59am by offmycloud

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