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Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML

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At least you're sanitary. It's better than not cleaning them at all.

#2 - On 10/06/2013 at 1:27pm by Welshite

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Well at least she didn't call you out and make it awkward

#1 - On 10/06/2013 at 1:27pm by a_wiener_d0g

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