By katt_is_here - 06/10/2013 05:51 - United States - Greeley
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OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!
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At least you keep things clean you dirty girl.
At least she didn't find the actual toys.
who actually got surprised ! :)
Hey it could of been worse..she could have shot you and then raped your dog
YDI: put it away next time..you never know who may come over.
It's her own damn house! If somebody has a problem with it they can ignore it or get the **** out!
Well, given you have your own home, I assume you're old and mature enough to have whatever you want and not be judged for it. If your mother has a problem with that, there's a door for a reason.
It's possible she didn't even notice, especially if it looks similar to other bottles on the counter.
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At least you're sanitary. It's better than not cleaning them at all.
Well at least she didn't call you out and make it awkward