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Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41714) - you deserved it (4253)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:20am - intimacy - by inhaler -.- - United States (Alabama)

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I guess you could say that he

*lowers sunglasses*

Took your breath away.

#4 - On 10/06/2013 at 10:21am by ManInTheMachine

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At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.

#3 - On 10/06/2013 at 10:18am by bradyk42

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