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Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46040) - you deserved it (4398)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*

#2 - On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm by RedTailBoa

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Or cauliflower.

#1 - On 09/05/2013 at 8:26pm by annie_nk

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