Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
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Welshite 39
Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.
fluffycatsdad 33
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Catkam623 27
Isn't abstinence the only foolproof way of preventing them? cause I'm pretty sure ops boyfriend has that down.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Abstinence, 99.99% effective.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
That .01% is from those women's toilet seats I blew all over.. And all those cab seats.. I think I have a problem..
mFUNdo21 17
or wind pollination
d4m4s74 12
Or God's will (Mary, assuming she didn't bone some Roman dude.)
KawaiiCupcake 14
Are condoms expansive? I think you're bf is cheap or just doesn't wanna have sex with you.
timotay 4
Or it's like that episode of mythbusters were the women was inseminated by a bullet that had previously caused debilitating injury to some soldier during the civil war. I don't remember if it was busted or not.
tjv3 10
Well at least he is bein responsible . You should buy some
lishabear 21
53, Busted. :)
Maxilius 9
Which is exactly why he's refusing to have sex with her. No money = no condoms = no sex = no babies, which = more money.
nurchok 15
Ever heard of pull out? Just sayin' :)
jesustitts 20
Babies are super expensive plus babies poop, pee, and puke all over you too. Maybe you should let your boyfriend babysit and then use the money to buy some condoms, which by the way are not that expensive!
AngelSpit 18
137 ever heard of precome? just sayin
hannahsnyder69 16
Also 99.99% less fun
saphire512 3
Apparently she's not getting any either way...
naiveprophet 15
And abstinence doesn't cost a dime. She says her boyfriend won't have sex with her. Not having sex=no expensive babies.
Aimee1331 9
Tis true
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
51 Yes actually condoms are expansive. If you blow into them, they will expand.
tehdarkness 21
Time to split the cost perhaps?
perdix 29
#2, maybe "share the cost" would be a better way to put it. You never want the words "split" and "condom" to ever get close.
NoFlippinWai 24
Perdix, give me back my thought. I was using it.
BellaBear90 27
To be honest, you don't really want "split" anywhere in a conversation about sex do you??
knotcool 15
#138, unless you want your gf to "split" her legs open ;)
noir_heart 8
I personally think the perfect plan would be to buy the first few condoms, make it clear that she'll never have sex without condoms, give him the best sex he's ever had, and then he should have absolutely no problem buying the condoms in the future. :)
juststephhere 23
Or maybe he's just too cheap
golden_warrior 23
We like to be called frugal.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Atleast he's being safe.
bball4Life33 11
I feel very bad for you, condoms are pretty damn cheap
yupitssoph 18
Seriously, they're $3 at the store and free at planned parenthood
TheWildRover1 12
this darn recession!
xJChristine 16
I wish they were cheap here... you almost pay $2 per condom
Lemou_fml 25
$2? I wish condoms were that cheap.
ShannyAK 16
Well considering he said condoms are expensive I'm guessing he doesn't have a job? But either way op FYL
Catkam623 27
Hey 3 for 4 bucks adds up...
amberlyyyy 15
He has his priorities straight....? Maybe?
NoFlippinWai 24
or maybe his priorities are straight but he isnt?... it is a possibility.
worldclassrager 39
Spending $2000 or so to support a child and a condom being maybe around $1.00 is chunk change...
graceinsheepwear 33
I think you mean the expression "chump change."
Catkam623 27
They're not having sex he doesn't need to pay for a child.
thrifting 18
If you think a baby is only gonna cost you $2k I have some bad news for you..
Ziggyboo 10
34, it's estimated to be about 250,000 up to age 18 without even counting college.
worldclassrager 39
I meant to say that...my fingers went faster than my mind...
EmilianaLondon 14
The majority of you missed the point, he's not having sex with her - he isn't going to make a child.
EmilianaLondon 14
Well I say majority, more like a couple.
drshn 22
well said
dawood_k 27
Just use a shopping bag or a sock...cheapies!!!
IvyOswin 17
Oh yeah, there's noooo way that can go wrong -__-
NoFlippinWai 24
of course not. I perfer a sandwhich bag. Ziploc of course. then nothing can get out.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
candy wrappers work wonders!!