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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms are too expensive." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49802) - you deserved it (5687)

On 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Babies are more expensive. Just sayin'.

#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 4:53pm by Welshite

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Time to split the cost perhaps?

#2 - On 09/02/2013 at 4:54pm by tehdarkness

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