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Today, I went down on mah boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I lerened . I read in a magazine that if you humhile giving oral, it's supposed to feel good . My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds cuz I reminded him of his singing toothbrush . FML


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On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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sweet of you to try something new to please your boyfriend, though.

#1 - On 08/28/2013 at 4:33pm by ireply_wlyrics

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Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...

#4 - On 08/28/2013 at 4:37pm by Wizardo

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