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Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49547) - you deserved it (6505)

On 08/03/2013 at 4:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal

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She doesn't seem very qualified for the job...

#1 - On 08/03/2013 at 8:54pm by ILoveMyArm

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She might be into more freakier stuff like answering boring questions

#4 - On 08/03/2013 at 8:57pm by bondgirl69

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