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Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
She doesn't seem very qualified for the job...
She might be into more freakier stuff like answering boring questions
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014