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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59202) - you deserved it (6541)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by countryblumpkin (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.

#1 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:42pm by dalink

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well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?

#3 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:43pm by Black_Rose97

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