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Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

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This is so wrong.

She obviously needs to do car noises, not plane noises. That way she can honk if you refuse to open your mouth.

#9 - On 07/30/2013 at 5:46pm by Nyx

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This takes the "always my baby" thing way too far... Be thankful it's not diapers :/

#3 - On 07/30/2013 at 5:42pm by angiemarie96

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