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Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61762) - you deserved it (5379)

On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

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He's an idiot

#1 - On 07/24/2013 at 10:10am by sykokitti

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see if the sight of you walking away is "sexy" enough for said sperm

#2 - On 07/24/2013 at 10:10am by MrSarcasmic

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