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Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML


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On 07/23/2013 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Beyond stupid. Honestly with all the women who get drugged and sexually assaulted, if I were a bar tender I'd throw him out. And there is no way I would believe he was "role playing".

#2 - On 07/23/2013 at 9:54am by Awahso

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Well, they were at least being cautious. What would of happened if this was real and not Role Playing?

#4 - On 07/23/2013 at 9:55am by Melix

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