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Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

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at least you got some? poop afterwards

#1 - On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm by isallwaysme

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Why not have both? *mexican music*

#5 - On 07/14/2013 at 1:06pm by sharksfan48

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