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Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML


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On 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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Ugh. Don't do that shit in public. Save it for the bedroom.

#3 - On 07/03/2013 at 4:37pm by Ziggy122

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Practice makes perfect

#1 - On 07/03/2013 at 4:36pm by Tpracingkg

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