Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
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Comments (230)
SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
xlord 27
She's so huge that they named a planet after her ass!!!
Love_sosa 10
didnt you know some camera's add about 200 pounds now a days?
dweeds508 24
Haha literally
RedPillSucks 31
Tell her "It's not the photos that make you look fat, it's your fat ass".
hashshim 23
She can't sue for that anyways.
summerguy97 16
Of you rearrange the words in "mother in law", you get "woman hitler", which is what she is.
victrin 12
Literally
Iamevil123 16
Woah, this escalated quickly.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Is it wrong that every time I see a "bigger" lady I always think of this line from Duce Bigalow? It always happens.
SokDek 14
she should really invest in fakeblock
jw90 18
I agree whole heartedly.
exlexx 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yeah, she is a bitch cause she dont like having photos of herself on the net?? guess you dont respect the privacy of anyone.
CharresBarkrey 15
119 - She shouldn't have been in them if she didn't want them seen by anyone. It's OP's wedding photos that they paid for. Pretty sure they have a right to do with them what they want. Or, you know, she could lose some ******* weight if it bothers her that much.
Rodville 28
Deuce Bigalow: Look, I think there's been a mistake. Fluisa: Did you say steak? Deuce Bigalow: No mistake. Fluisa: Oh see now you got me all excited.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Agreed. I have a solution... I would remove all of the photos, bring them up in photoshop, and paste a Snorlax overtop of her in every picture. Then simply put them back online.
anythingmustbe 18
You guys who are downvoting #103 don't get the joke. Fakeblock is a reference to a fictional software in a T.V show called Arrested Development. Basically Fakeblock allows you to stop people posting pictures of yourself and stuff
sulitak 27
she doesn't want pictures of herself BECAUSE she thinks she looks bad in them not because she wants privacy.
AestheticGuy 21
Funny how she has the motivation to sue anyone who uploads a photo of her but not the motivation to simply expend more energy than she consumes. Sad.
DasKonigsEnde 9
As are you
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
Caitie_kid 8
Or just crop her out of all of them.
Hollandiscrazy 12
Cropping that kind of mass and volume will take a looong time
ZeroPath5 16
But then you would be cropping out half the photo
Iamevil123 16
You'd have no photo left!
evan_7899 28
to crop that you would need a bigger monitor
Rodville 28
Could replace her with a cartoon whale. Just a thought
AliveLikeFire 7
you don't crop wedding photos!!!!
legendxs 20
Either that as #2 says, or you can just delete the pictures she is present.
Virtual_BS 13
Yup. Block her... ...and then tag her as "fatass" for everyone else to see. ...or even better - use multiple tags to cover her: "fatass part 1", "fatass part 2", etc.
radiocaf 29
This! Do this.
Ideastogetback 11
OH BURN
Heather_Eve 5
The camera adds 10 pounds How many cameras were on her?
xlord 27
Enough to make Snooki jealous!!!
rocker_chick105 31
How many pounds does it add for this FML to be under intimacy?
Phoebe_Buffay 14
I got the reference if there was one haha. Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds! Chandler: Oh, so how many cameras were actually on you?
aeonsoul 12
Yeah #3 copied Friends
CharresBarkrey 15
Of course Phoebe would get the reference
fieldhockeygal97 19
Take the pictures off and use Photoshop and put them back on?
Virtual_BS 13
138 - except, since she's being a bitch about it, OP should Photoshop her to look even bigger.
Heather_Eve 5
Oh chill, everyone loves friends.
adameeo 21
Maybe she doesn't own a mirror and this is the first time she's seen a picture of herself in 30 years.
shaww 28
Those are some lucky mirrors
evan_7899 28
or maybe the only relfection of herself she has seen is at the carnival in those funky mirrors
perdix 29
Mother-in-lawyer? Sounds like double-trouble -- double-chinned double trouble, at that! A good son-in-law would have paid through the nose to have her Photoshopped down to "chubby."
blackman100 20
Why would a lawyer sue her daughter in law for having pictures on Facebook? Seems a bit unreasonable and not a case a judge would take.
perdix 29
#70, to get her way.
FlyingLeumer 19
And make some coin at that.
Murilirum 23
Well, it's only natural to hate your mother-in-law, she's making it easy for you.
Corrupt_waffles 13
I see all the FMLs about horrible mother in laws and the whole thing is weird to me. Maybe I got really lucky because my future mother-in-law and I have a really good relationship. It's really unfortunate that mother-in-laws like in this FML are the norm. That being said its probably not a huge task to hate her.
skyyyy01 11
Shes probably one of those people who uploads pictures from highschool. Youre ruining her social media image.
blcksocks 19
Tell her you are going to sue her for taking up most of the space in YOUR wedding pics.
604 11
Fatscinating! lol
Hiimhaileypotter 52
#78- They were trying to make a joke.
piedpiper303 29
Yes *trying* but failed
AngrySailor 17
It's her fat making her look fat obviously.