By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

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Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
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MrConcise 34

What's OP's boyfriend have in common with Bill Clinton? "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

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HortonThelephant 15

Personally, I feel for him. My girlfriend wouldn't even let me get lei'd in Hawaii..

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priceyfml 7

Yup. He's a classless loser that doesn't deserve OP.

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FlyingPie 17

#34: Ask her to go with you to the beautiful Hawaiian island of Comoniwanalaya.

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Enslaved 36

The OP's boyfriend should have gone to "Paradise City" Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Sounds more like he's headed for the island of Nonooki. (stole that from an old Leisure Suit Larry game)

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omg36 7

He's as classless as the communists

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cottoncandymango 17

That's one way to dump an asshole.

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fuckedPriceless 17

He's would be a smart guy for saying she is pretty to get laid. His only fault was telling her why. :)

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hemz_fml 13

Has anyone considered that it might be a joke? If he didn't think she was pretty then why would he want to get laid with her? People are stupid.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

90- not always. Some girls appreciate blunt honesty in a partner. It's nice not to play guessing games. Yeah it can bruise the ego, but it also means you never have to wonder what is going on in his mind.

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Just saying. I'm pretty sure no one would want to continue being with someone like that. That's all

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domking1315 20

Tell him "this isnt the way" and walk off.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why you're being thumbed down, that was the best response

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MzZombicidal 36

Yeah, sure. That just completely negates the bad stuff he said.

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BeccaHugs 17

I really hope you meant to type "ex-boyfriend". You deserve someone more respectful than that.

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LeeCards 8

How do you know what she deserves? For all you know she could be a serial child abductor.

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tsent8 15

He's pretty too. Pretty bad at being a decent boyfriend.

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olpally 32

He thinks with his dick, not his brain. Bad news. Get out now.

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honestyslife 9

Honey, your boyfriend's a douche.

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misterjez 15

Well he said you were pretty, better spread 'em.

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evilraider 5

Correct me if im wrong but Somehow I feel like you're single

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truesarrif 33

No no. #12 has a whole harem. Rosie palm and her 5 sisters.

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rhapsodys 12

#12 Your profile pic matches your comment

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dumbblonde1432 5

HAHAHA that was great XD

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