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Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56948) - you deserved it (6727)

On 06/29/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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What a dick. Dump his ass

#1 - On 06/29/2013 at 1:31pm by Psychicgirl17

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You mean your ex-boyfriend?

#3 - On 06/29/2013 at 1:32pm by SWhimsynBubbaS

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