Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 11:09am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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What a dick. Dump his ass
#1 - On 06/29/2013 at 1:31pm by Psychicgirl17
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You mean your ex-boyfriend?
#3 - On 06/29/2013 at 1:32pm by SWhimsynBubbaS
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