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Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52723) - you deserved it (5832)

On 06/26/2013 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by the_lonely_life - United States

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Mail them to him

#2 - On 06/27/2013 at 2:02am by journeytotheend

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Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)

#8 - On 06/27/2013 at 2:03am by cuppycakeslove

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