hinting
Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Too late
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Handblocked
🌶️ Spicy
Overcome
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
V……
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird kink but OK
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
tdiz
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
How
United States
Thanks for the memories
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Quandary
Today, my nana died today of a heart attack in her sleep. I’ll never know if there was something I could have done, because while it was happening I was upstairs with a dildo, as it’s been a month since I had sex and I had the urge. I feel so selfish and ashamed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML
Anonymous
Fitzroy, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Boomer humor
Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
Jonnyboo
United States
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Top comments
teddy4nyy 13
Quite possibly the creepiest FML I've ever read on this site.
yoimtrollin 24
"Oh das nasty" - Cleveland Brown
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teddy4nyy 13
Quite possibly the creepiest FML I've ever read on this site.
Wizardo 33
The only possible reaction to this... The Actual **** or the more quintessential - Dafuq?
chabelo 10
#44 pretending like it never happened and keeping the good memories with grandma
little_one 20
Look on the bright side at least you didn't find a used toy.
lerthox 8
Easily one if the funniest fmls i've ever read. I can just picture their faces :D
MichellinMan 20
^ you diabolical bastard.
buckerado 19
The only reasonable thing for OP to do is to dig his grandmother up and then place her ***** in her casket. OP has to put it with her, otherwise, leaving a ***** upon a family member's grave would be deemed inappropriate.
sig4life 18
Creepy..... Yes, Grandma was awesome before her untimely demise...... Yes. Either bury it, return it, just don't use it.
groovycrazyjoe 18
grandma didn't get one last hurrah :-(
Sacytrl 28
That sums my reaction towards this FML pretty nicely...
beef_weezle 13
WUT
ShannyAK 16
Ops grandmas ***** arrived in the mail, she was buried yesterday
Roskie 16
*points to ear and mouths "listen"*
herpaderpaherp 17
It's still fresh!
yoimtrollin 24
"Oh das nasty" - Cleveland Brown
feelingold 18
don't be small minded, older people can enjoy sex too... giggity giggity...
mollyjynxjax 28
...necrophilia much?
Misswildsides 22
^uh, no.
LupeTabasco 5
58: shut up meg.
Vitualamen 11
Umm... Right... Ok.
hashshim 23
umm yeah fine.
Welshite 39
Set it up on your mantle as a reminder of her.
techieking 10
Or change the tomb stone to match.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Hell, just take it for yourself. She obviously doesn't need it anymore.
DKjazz 20
Bury it with her, so she may use it in the afterlife.
LyraAlluse 25
Wouldn't that be something?
azouwa 26
That's what I did with my grandpa's. lol
Catkam623 27
Your inheritance?
TheHeavyOne 15
Damn somebody beat me to it!
asb818 14
At least the inheritance is unused!
Steve95401 49
Use the ***** as an urn for her ashes if she is cremated.
Welshite 39
Grandma was buried.
Soloman212 28
And most ****** aren't hollow.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Steve, maybe we should use your skull for the same thing. There's a lot more empty space to work with.
MisterEx 28
64) That's Fascinus!
BjgUsername 12
Holy shit....I thought you were joking noor, but your right. Cleopatra used hollow gourds full of bees as a vibrator.
Pussycat86 18
Noor how do you know such shit? You always impress me
Dthnte 15
Oh god, what if the bees somehow escaped? You'd feel more than a vibration down there... :¦
RedPillSucks 31
Damn, that's some desperation right there. I guess Anthony was horrible in bed. Something is wrong when one thinks "I know, I'll shove a gourd full of angry bees into my ******. That'll feel better than what I've gotten so far"...
Roskie 16
Death won't stop her from having a good time.
SammyS2012 21
okay edward elric, we know your fascination with death already...
that_band_nerd 22
Give it to your girlfriend as a gift!
djxerxes9000 18
Not quite his grandmothers ring passed down but still its now a family heirloom, heirloom of self pleasuring.
ahamme06 12
At least you know it hasn't been used.
sayyestothedress 24
What if she's a girl?
sum42guy2k 6
That's screwed up....
ShannyAK 16
How is that screwed up? Older women aren't allowed to have some fun?
sum42guy2k 6
It's not that older people can't have some fun... It's just receiving something like that when the person already passed... That's screwed up