Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They left my grandparents here to watch us. It was past bed time and we started hearing some strange noises through my floor. We thought it was the radio. Turns out my grandma is a screamer. FML
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BlowinChronic 18
That's what you get for staying up past bed time. You risk being mentally scarred when you do that shit.
AdamsNumberOne 16
At least u didnt see it happen like other fmls did?
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Jseldi 10
Hahhaha, how embarrassing!
AdamsNumberOne 16
What do u mean embarrassing
Clioo_fml 17
Well hey, they gotta stay young and free! Age is just a number...right?
rg350dx 29
Yeah, and grandma and grandpa are 69
izzie321 27
"It makes feel young again! Like I'm back in high school, all the guys want the goodies but only one can get em!"
Wiringify 22
Gosh... Age is clearly a word #20
KayBo 13
I really need to learn not to read FML's while eating.
AdamsNumberOne 16
At least u didnt see it happen like other fmls did?
LeFrogDog 27
but imagination does not help either
Samstet 6
True
DoomSkuller 28
What makes you think they didnt see it? Maybe they went and checked, hence "thought" and finding out it was her grandma
cash_monkey72 9
Screamer as in she was freaking out, or screamer as in she's the lead singer of a Deathcore band?
Zen_Mei 17
Neither
pataplop 23
Screamer, as in she was praising the pharmaceutical industry.
WonkeyDonkey 10
NOPE! Screamer as in Grandpa was knocking Grandmas socks off ;) PMSL
ahinners 11
Kill
Glitter_taco_ 10
Screamer as in sexual pleasure moans
carnage45567 10
The old lady has life in her yet now op can say "oh my grandma is a scream"
mn_shr 22
No shit #64
grahmagog 14
Hey old people are aloyd to do it too you know...not that i'd want to hear it either
dweeds508 24
Nice spelling
BlowinChronic 18
That's what you get for staying up past bed time. You risk being mentally scarred when you do that shit.
rg350dx 29
You either sleep a mentally unscarred child or stay awake long enough to become a FML poster.
LeFrogDog 27
or both
yoimtrollin 24
"Oh Das nastyyy" - Cleveland Brown
Xatraris 38
"And boom goes the dynamite"
MissWhitneyB 17
Should have went to bed on time ! But hey, better hearing it than to have witnessed it
yoimtrollin 24
Very true, very true
Ukeee_X 19
You should... You should stay at a trusted friends. Yikes, but ya have to respect them still loving it that age!
clemsi 20
What is the point of the first you should?
Zwingend 15
While the location and screaming is unfortunate for you, don't begrudge them a little nookie. Contrary to popular belief, the libido doesn't stop after young adulthood.
perdix 29
Sounds like they're having a funner slumber party than you are. You gotta hand it to Grandpa for bringing it so hard he still makes her scream!
gracehi 31
^ No.
perdix 29
#38, if there is any silver lining to having lost both grandmothers, it might be that I don't have to face either one with this image in mind.
perdix 29
#57, sorry that your comment boomeranged. I often get disturbing images from reading these stories and sharing them with the world as comments makes me feel better somehow.