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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50449) - you deserved it (8718)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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It must be awkward cooking with family at holiday time.

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 7:12pm by MsConfusedd

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As long as it isn't typical that you are aroused by people tearing up, I think you'll live

#2 - On 05/16/2013 at 7:13pm by yetanotherginger

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