Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • You felt the need to clean for a man who deals with shit intake devices all day? I applaud your politeness but not your attention to detail.

    #2 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:28pm by FreshPie

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  • He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

    #4 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:28pm by JiggaJayZ

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