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Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27393) - you deserved it (53455)

On 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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You felt the need to clean for a man who deals with shit intake devices all day? I applaud your politeness but not your attention to detail.

#2 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:28pm by FreshPie

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He didn't ask to clean your pipes too did he?

#4 - On 05/01/2013 at 6:28pm by JiggaJayZ

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