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Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63898) - you deserved it (4782)

On 04/24/2013 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by awkward O_o - United States (Minnesota)

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Join him

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 3:06am by Suchagoonnn

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Now is the time to go masturbate in their bed.

#2 - On 04/25/2013 at 3:06am by RodzillaX

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