Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
by Ribbed for Her Disaster / 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
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Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:23pm by isallwaysme
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I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
#2 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:23pm by dzombie
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