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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48689) - you deserved it (16725)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:23pm by isallwaysme

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I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

#2 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:23pm by dzombie

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